May 2013
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
joshfranceschilikesituptheass:
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
I’d probably cry
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
svveetlemonade:
mfandcjforever:
svveetlemonade:
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda:
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
February 2013
